RID Bios!

So, I'm totally pretending that seekerblackout  didn't just do this, so there were some bios released for the new RID cartoon. I know me and Seeker probably have the same thoughts, but I'll try to be better and have a different opinion on each. Besides, everyone knows I'm better then Seeker. HAH.

Optimus Prime- A BURRITO SUPREME, AND A CHICKEN SUPREME, A CUTLASS SUPREME, AND OPTIMUS SUPREME YEEEEEAH. COME ON 123.

So Optimus is back! I knew he wouldn't stay dead for long after his forced-in Beast Machines sacrifice. So... how will it go? I hope it's way better than his TFP incarnation, even though they're the same. Like, hopefully, he actually acts like a human and not a robot. Or that he actually does something. Or that he isn't a Mary Sue. His design is okay, and apparently he's still the 13th old Prime. Because that stupid 'Aligned Continuity' thing needs to be referenced again.

Bumblebee- So Bumblebee is like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Of course he is!

So apparently Bumblebee is 'no nonsense' and 'mature' now, because he totally was immature in TFP, with his role of barely existing. He's team leader and Optimus-Wan Kenobi will guide him on his journey! And apparently everyone on his team are assholes. But they have talents of sorts.

Sideswipe- HES DEADPOOL LOL

So Sideswipe is the typical badass who has to listen to authority. Because we haven't seen that before. He wishes Strongarm would stop fucking him in the ass, because she's the cop. Overall, he's so generic and boring. Also, I hate Deadpool, so...

Strongarm- SHE TEH GURL LOL

Strongarm is a pansy-ass teacher's pet who follows the rules of law. Somewhat unique. She has a split personality, and any crime will make her 'other' side pop up and she'll beat up people. Kids stealing jelly beans? She'll splatter those little shits all over the pavement. But she's the most unique so far.

Grimlock- He's green!

He's big, strong, green, and stupid. So obviously, he's the new Arcee.

Fixit- He's demonic Wall-E.

He invents things and crashed a ship full of dangerous criminals. Nice job, asshole.


So... Strongarm is the only unique one so far. She shall be my favorite unless the others decide to start being interesting.